Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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