I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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