I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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