Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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