I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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