I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
