one word: firstdatebathroomanal
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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