ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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