Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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