alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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