Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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