I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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