Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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