who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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