I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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