called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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