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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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