**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dick has a subreddit
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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