Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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