My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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