Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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