The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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