my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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