Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Boobs are out for the taking
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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