I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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