after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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