great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
