my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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