it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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