Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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