i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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