yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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