The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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