There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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