I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have aggressive nipples.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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