my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
