I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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