hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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