I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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