He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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