Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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