Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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