no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just pee around me
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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