I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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