coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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