i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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