So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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