Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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