see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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