How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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