I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
jump out the window naked night went bad
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
So. Much. Porn.
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