My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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