she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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